Every year for Christmas my wife buys me a new calendar for my desk. Last year, of course, it was a recipe-a-day, some which of I posted on here. This year it is a joke-a-day calendar.
So far I have come across a couple of jokes/riddles that are actually as old, if not older than I am. They are the types of jokes that my Grandfather use to tell me. I suppose an old joke is still a joke.
Here are a few examples:
What has four wheels and flies - a garbage truck.
What travels the world, but stays in a corner - a stamp.
What did the 0 say to the 8 - nice belt!
At least I haven't gotten what is black and white and read all over.
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