Sex On The Beach

Ever since we had to make a quick trip to Victoria, my wife has been craving the drink sex on the beach.  Over the weekend, she finally gave into her craving and sent me to the liquor store to pick up the last ingredient she needed, peach schnapps.  While the clerk was showing me where it was, I told him that my wife had been craving sex on the beach, with a straight face, and without missing a beat, he said lucky you.