I found this on Pinterest the other day. I was able to save it to my page, but when I tried to save the image to share here it was way to small to read. So I have transcribed a few of them for your enjoyment.
- As a kid you can't swear because adults are around and as an adult you can't swear because kids are around.
- The Earth is like that guy who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.
- To start a movie, I press play. To play a game, I press start.
- The letter X has more uses in mathematics than in the English language.
- An introvert gets more enjoyment from being invited to a party than from attending the party.
- Professional runners spend lots of time running in order to run for as little time as possible.
- If James Bond is the world's most famous spy, doesn't that make him the world's worst spy?
- Finally, the real irony of all this is, the internet was actually created to save us time.
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