Am I The Only One

Today is floors day.  Carpets are vacuumed and the floors swept and mopped. While I am waiting for the floors to dry, I thought I would take a few moments to post a few queries that crossed my mind today.

Am I the only one...

• whose top sheet is folded in a perfect square and whose fitted sheet looks more like a football?

• who loves to watch the vacuum cord snake across the floor as it retracts?

• who takes a few moments for water play when filling the mop bucket?

• who has to go pee after filling the mop bucket?