It is finally Friday again. Time for another edition of the Friday Funnies. I have noted a few of the following myself, and cannot wait to try them out.
- Asked co-workers if they'd ever got "that creepy deja vu feeling". A week later, do it again.
- When meeting people for the first time say, "Nice seeing you again!"
- When someone is talking, stop them mid sentence and say "Have you been crying?"
- When eating out with someone and they get up to get another drink or answer the phone, turn their plate 180 degrees.
- When walking in front of a stranger and turning a corner, sprint for the couple of seconds once they can't see you. By the time they turn the corner, you'll be 15-20 metres in front of where you should be.
- When neighbors leave notes in the common areas, add exclamation marks. Just to make every note look a bit more passive-aggressive.
- Start random sentences with "Not being racist but..."even though what is said has nothing to do with race at all. Alternatively, end random sentences with "no pun intended", even when there is no pun.
- When it's raining out say "tickle my ass with a feather" really fast if anyone says "what" slowly say "particularly nasty weather".
- Whenever someone is by the printer at work, open a blank document in Word and print one copy. The printer spits out one blank sheet of paper.
- Tell people Ice Cube dies in films so they spend the duration of the film waiting for Ice Cube to appear.
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