It Depends On Your Definition

A homophone is a word that sounds the same as another word but has a different meaning. Now for the purpose of this post, that different meaning is based on gender.  A good old fashioned game of He said/She said.

Fine:

• Male: It's all good.
• Female:  No, it is not.

I'm bored:

• Male: Wanna have sex?
• Female: Entertain me.

I'm hungry:

• Male: I'm hungry.
• Female: Would you get me something to eat.

I'm tired:

• Male: I'm tired.
• Female: Leave me alone.

I am sorry

• Male: I'm sorry.
• Female: You will be sorry.

I love you:

• Male: I love you, let's have sex.
• Female: I love you.

Maybe:

• Male: Maybe.
• Female: No.

No:

• Male: No.
• Female: No.

Sure, go ahead:

• Male: Sure, go ahead.
• Female: Don't you dare!

Yes:

• Male: Yes.
• Female: Maybe.

You're very attentive tonight

• Male: ?  (When has a male ever uttered such words?)
• Female: Is sex all you think about?

So you see ladies, it is not that we are not listening, sometimes things just get lost in translation.