Today, I feel old. I came to this realization when I saw a high school friend's Facebook post wishing her son a happy 19th birthday. So I decided to share a few important facts that we all need to remember as we grow old.
- Life is sexually transmitted
- Just because one grows old, does not mean one must grow up.
- Death is the number one killer in the world
- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing
- Don't worry about out old age, it doesn't last that long
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