This Is How To Shop

Truthfully, I do not mind going shopping with my wife.  For every women's clothing store I must endure, she endures a visit to EB Games or HMV.  In department stores, I can check out the electronics, sporting goods, and toy departments.

However, a recurring posting on Facebook has offered up a variety of ways for a husband to keep himself entertained while his wife shops...

• Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off in 5 minute intervals.

• Walk up to an employee and tell her, in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" then watch to see what happens.

• Move a "Caution - Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area.

• Dart around the store, looking around suspiciously, while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

• Hide in a clothing rack, when people start to sort through, yell "Pick Me! Pick Me!"