- In a hostage situation I am likely to be released first.
- The clothes I’ve put away until they come back in style… have come back in style.
- The little gray-haired lady I help across the street is my wife.
- There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
- Getting lucky means I can find my car in the parking lot.
- I have more patience; well actually, it’s just that I don’t care any more.
- I look for my glasses for a half an hour, and then find that they were on my head all the time.
- I wonder how I could be over the hill when I don’t even remember being on top of it.
- My idea of weight lifting is standing up.
- My joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
Note: I chose the picture, because it could easily be a drawing of me as an old man.
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