With Age Comes...Um....Something

Everyone grows old; there is still no cure for aging, no one can stop it and no one is exempted.  A fact I have become more cognisant of lately.  However as these Fun Facts become reality, I know my golden years will certainly be interesting...

• In a hostage situation I am likely to be released first.

• The clothes I’ve put away until they come back in style… have come back in style.

• The little gray-haired lady I help across the street is my wife.

• There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.

• Getting lucky means I can find my car in the parking lot.

• I have more patience; well actually, it’s just that I don’t care any more.

• I look for my glasses for a half an hour, and then find that they were on my head all the time.

• I wonder how I could be over the hill when I don’t even remember being on top of it.

• My idea of weight lifting is standing up.

• My joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

Note: I chose the picture, because it could easily be a drawing of me as an old man.